Daughter, you’ve turned out lovely
(So be on the lookout for rapists)
I’ve always known you would go far in life
(Also, prepare for rapists).
I look forward to your successes
(See that you mind the rapists)
And news of your accomplishments.
(Did I remind you yet of the rapists?)
Don’t ever settle. Never give up.
(Be careful, in case there are rapists)
Always be thoughtful, always work hard
(And be on your guard, because rapists).